A guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Got any specials today?"


"Yes, I do," replied the bartender. "It's a new drink invented by one of our customers who's a gynaecologist. It's Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff vodka."


The man looks confused. "I don't know about that combination. What do you call it?"


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"A "Pabst Smir!" said the bartender.